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post #1 of 63
1/8/09 at 11:31pm
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all my previous sex was random drunk hookups where we just go at it as soon as we are in my bedroom, now im stuck and have no idea how to bring up sex to my sober girlfriend. we havent done anything sexually, nor do i know her view on PMS. looks like she could be a virgin. how would you bring it up in this case? talk to her in a straight forward way or assume she's ready and just go at it one night until she resists?
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post #2 of 63
1/8/09 at 11:38pm
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Originally Posted by abbeyroad View Post
or assume she's ready and just go at it one night until she resists?

Well, this is just a loser's mentality; you're setting yourself up for failure before you even start.

But, for the love of god, definitely find out her views on PMS before anything. This is probably the most crucial step that most young couples ignore.
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post #3 of 63
1/8/09 at 11:41pm
Give her drinks until she blacks out, not passes out as that would be illegal, and then woo her.
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post #4 of 63
1/8/09 at 11:43pm
Make the ho say no!
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post #5 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:19am
The next time the two of you are alone together stand in front of her and unzip your pants and take it out. No need for words. Her actions are likely to be dramatic in either case but it will be clear if she is ready or not.

I dont care what her stated opinion of PMS is, dont try this if there is the slightest hint of pre menstrual tension.
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post #6 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:26am
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The next time the two of you are alone together stand in front of her and unzip your pants and take it out. No need for words. Her actions are likely to be dramatic in either case but it will be clear if she is ready or not.

I dont care what her stated opinion of PMS is, dont try this if there is the slightest hint of pre menstrual tension.

I think he's a troll.

The naked man always works. When she goes to the bathroom take off all your clothes. When she comes out and see your naked body she'll get the message.
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post #7 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:36am
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Originally Posted by JoeWoah View Post

The naked man always works. When she goes to the bathroom take off all your clothes. When she comes out and see your naked body she'll get the message.

Tip: Just to be sure she gets the message use some lipstick or heavy magic marker to scrawl sexually frank messages on yout chest, thighs and buttocks.
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post #8 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:39am
What is PMS?
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post #9 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:39am
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What is PMS?

When people want to talk to you, but not by posting it on the board. They send you PMs.
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post #10 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:40am
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I think he's a troll.
possibly
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post #11 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:42am
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Originally Posted by RunningBeagle View Post
What is PMS?

Particle Measuring Systems

The OP is extremely religious, and believes that scientific measurement of particles is a slap in the face to god. He's concerned that his girlfriend is a heathen.
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post #12 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:45am
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i'm not a troll. actually a frequent poster here who created a second account to post such embarrasing question.

PMS = pre-marital sex.
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post #13 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:46am
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Originally Posted by Crooow View Post
But, for the love of god, definitely find out her views on PMS before anything. This is probably the most crucial step that most young couples ignore.

so you are suggesting that i talk to her directly about it. don't really know many of her friends...
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post #14 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:48am
whip out some KY and a dildo and tell her to get with the program.

I can;'t believe you are asking such a stupid question. Don't you make out? Heavy petting? Have you fingered her? Have you groped her tits? Sex will happen if things progress. Why complicate it by asking whiny bitch questions???
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post #15 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:49am
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i'm not a troll. actually a frequent poster here who created a second account to post such embarrasing question.

PMS = pre-marital sex.

PMS is okay. Don't worry about it.
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