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post #31 of 74
I think most of these photos are fakes.

Here are some comments by Ivan Sanderson in his Living Mammals of the World.

Giant Anteaters:

"It grows to an overall length of more than six feet and, despite its idiotic appearance, minute brain and apparently lumbering gait, it is one of the most competent and least often molested of all mammals. Even jaguars give the large males of this species a wide berth, for these animals are amazingly quick and deadly infighters. Their forearms are shaped liked those of a man, enormously muscled, and armed with short, stout fingers bearing gigantic claws....Moreover, they have a habit of waltzing about about on their hind legs with unexpected agility and can then strike with their hands in almost every direction.

Lesser Anteater (Tamandua):

"Tamaduas are incredibly strong for their size....They will defend themselves against all comers by standing on the tripod formed by their hind legs and tail, with arms outstretched and claws open. They slash forward with lightning speed with both arms at once, and their large middle claws can rip a man's arm open."
post #32 of 74
^ Definitely real. Look up Pua and Stewie on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTnUT...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZK2R...eature=related
post #33 of 74
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Originally Posted by JLibourel View Post
I think most of these photos are fakes.

Here are some comments by Ivan Sanderson in his Living Mammals of the World.

Fashion Anteater:
Ranging in size from being able to fit in your purse to being able to swing with reckless abandon across a medium sized closet, these normally docile animals will reply with a hearty "Fuck you, I'm an anteater!!!" when their supply of canned cheese is cut off. They enjoy wearing baby clothes, and their claws are made of kisses.
post #34 of 74
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post #35 of 74
I kinda like this as an avator

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tamanduagirl/3151836733/

I can see why this is would be a popular pet with the ladies......

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tamanduagirl/3074999593/
post #36 of 74
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Originally Posted by rdawson808 View Post
Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard I started crying. That is...I just don't know. Odd? Random? Weird?

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By far the best one posted so far. I keep imagining the anteater to start talking like Goucho Marx.
post #37 of 74
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Originally Posted by crazyquik View Post

awwww.... that is so fucking cute!
post #38 of 74
that shit is just strange.
post #39 of 74
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Originally Posted by HomerJ View Post
I for one welcome this meme.
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just a few years late yo.

post #40 of 74
What's with the Cheez-Whiz? That can't be good for an anteater.

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post #41 of 74
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Originally Posted by rdawson808 View Post
What's with the Cheez-Whiz? That can't be good for an anteater.

post #42 of 74
post #43 of 74
OMFG, this thread owns.

I can't stop laughing.
post #44 of 74
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
Fashion Anteater:
Ranging in size from being able to fit in your purse to being able to swing with reckless abandon across a medium sized closet, these normally docile animals will reply with a hearty "Fuck you, I'm an anteater!!!" when their supply of canned cheese is cut off. They enjoy wearing baby clothes, and their claws are made of kisses.

post #45 of 74
Is it too early to name a best thread of 2009?
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