I've always wanted a pet skunk (de-stinked of course). I see them periodically roaming in front of people's houses who keep them as pets as they waddle to their water bowl.
Anteaters are quite cool and almost practical because you can dress them up pretty easily it seems.
^^^ On the one hand, it looks real cute all curled up like that. But on the other, those claws look like they'd destroy your carpeting, furniture, wood floors, anything that got in their way. Yikes.