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post #16 of 22
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Originally Posted by merkur View Post
The following is quoted from Emily Post's Etiquette 17th Ed.

"Artichoke leaves are always eaten with the fingers. Pluck off a leaf on the outside, dip its meaty base into the melted butter or sauce provided, then place it between your front teeth and pull forward. Continue leaf by leaf, placing discarded leaves on the edge of your plate (or on a plate provided for the purpose), until you've reached the artichoke's thistlelike choke or when the leaves are too small or meatless. Use your knife to slice off the remaining leaves and the choke, exposing the artichoke heart. Then cut the heart into bite-sized pieces and eat it with a fork, dipping each forkful into the melted butter or sauce."

Arent you suppose to scrape that furry shit off the heart before eating?
post #17 of 22
I take it out of the jar, chew, and swallow? This isnt correct?
post #18 of 22
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Originally Posted by merkur View Post
The following is quoted from Emily Post's Etiquette 17th Ed.

dip its meaty base into the melted butter or sauce provided, then place it between your front teeth and pull forward.

Blowjob gone terribly wrong. No teef, bitch.

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the artichoke's thistlelike choke

Really? I mean come on.

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Then cut the heart into bite-sized pieces and eat it with a fork, dipping each forkful into the melted butter or sauce."

Another appetizing option for my dead hooker.
post #19 of 22
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
Blowjob gone terribly wrong. No teef, bitch.



Really? I mean come on.



Another appetizing option for my dead hooker.
-- It turns out I eat them the "proper" way. Having looked it up and seen pictures explaining how to eat them, the artichoke turns out to be a much more provocative vegetable than I ever thought. (Chicks only)
post #20 of 22
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Originally Posted by Alter View Post
Emily Post:



Merkur, would you hit it?

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Hey, I ain't no Conne.

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If you don't want her I'll take her.

I hear she knows the proper way to do everything.
post #21 of 22
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Originally Posted by merkur View Post
The following is quoted from Emily Post's Etiquette 17th Ed.

"Artichoke leaves are always eaten with the fingers. Pluck off a leaf on the outside, dip its meaty base into the melted butter or sauce provided, then place it between your front teeth and pull forward. Continue leaf by leaf, placing discarded leaves on the edge of your plate (or on a plate provided for the purpose), until you've reached the artichoke's thistlelike choke or when the leaves are too small or meatless. Use your knife to slice off the remaining leaves and the choke, exposing the artichoke heart. Then cut the heart into bite-sized pieces and eat it with a fork, dipping each forkful into the melted butter or sauce."
That's how I've always done it, but I didn't realize it was the proper way.
post #22 of 22
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
That's how I've always done it, but I didn't realize it was the proper way.
+1 - I figured there was a good chance I was eating the food-bank-macaroni-and-cheese version of "proper artichokes".
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