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post #16 of 24
12/28/08 at 1:07am
"Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."
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post #17 of 24
12/28/08 at 10:04am
"Damn homie it's huge!" come to think of it I get it a lot and the fact that so many people like to prononciate it over and over is pretty annoying.
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post #18 of 24
12/28/08 at 10:42am
"Woooooo~! 45 degrees! The best range!"
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post #19 of 24
12/28/08 at 9:39pm
I was at a McDonalds or Subway on the road, and I went to wash my hands and the guy who was using the urinal down the row from me came to wash his hands too. The soap dispenser was out of soap, or there was no towels or something and he was just like, ah, my dick ain't that dirty, I don't need to wash.
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post #20 of 24
12/29/08 at 1:58pm
Guy on cell phone: No, I'm in the kitchen.
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post #21 of 24
12/29/08 at 8:20pm
It was one of those communal urinals that is just a big long tub that you piss into. A seemingly wee man comes up next to me and says "you drink one! you piss one! you drink one! you piss one!" I then noticed that this wee man was merely of small stature and no wee man at all as he was standing about 2 feet back from the urinal out of necessity.
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post #22 of 24
12/29/08 at 9:45pm
Once at the Seattle Eagle a man tapped me on the back while I was at the urinal and asked if he could cup my stream. I declined.
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post #23 of 24
12/30/08 at 4:52am
Drunk douchebag in adjacent stall: "Aaaaaaaah! That feels better 'un sex!"
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post #24 of 24
12/30/08 at 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by Transcendental View Post
Not exactly AT the urinal, but close enough.

Me: Loud and Obnoxious 'FART' inside a stall

Unknown Man at urinal: ..........Niiiiiiiiice.

He then promptly left without washing his hands. I was laughing inside the stall.

* (I think I already posted this on a weird celebrity encounters thread once)
A friend of mine was at an airport (restaurant/nightclub?) urinal and heard some crazy prolonged flatulence accompanied by maniacal giggling/cackling coming from inside a stall. Big flush, door opens and out comes Jack Nicholson....
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