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post #76 of 107
Teger delivers.
post #77 of 107
Yo man, homeboy that done started this here thread thought he wuz cool n shit, then tried to run from it when it went all wrong for him...

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post #78 of 107
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
sometimes I go in to stores, even when I have no intention of buying, just to try to humiliate the sales attendants with my knowledge of men's clothing and production values. it doesn't matter to me that they're probably making $8 an hour and working part time between attending college classes, they better goddamn respect my umpteeth declaration that their fledling understanding of the science that is men's sartorial perfection is akin to a blind retarded baby attempting to solve fermet's last equation.

sometimes I like to mock them for what they're wearing - hah, you're working at gucci and your suit is probably off the rack from h&m. what bitch, you were too busy trying to study for that final to get your pants tailored to a perfect break? you don't even deserve the oxygen your poorly dressed ass is consuming - step the fuck back.

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bitch please, you need to spend less time feebly working this bullshit gucci job and more time reading the best forum - the style forum. sometimes I like to sit down after a hard day at work or a few hours spent harassing ignorant peasants like you and get to posting with my e-buds. we fucking light that shit up - there's so many pixelated cell phone shots of berluti shoes that your world would be fucking blown WIDE OPEN. you ever heard of my boy portney? that's mr a portney to you, bitch, and he is a fucking connoisseur of the finest shoes in the world. you are lucky he isn't here today when you tried to bring your bullshit gucci game, or he would fucking have your ass fired. his annual shoe budget exceeds the GDP of some third world countries. oh, how do I know him? I don't NEED to know him - I live vicariously through his purchases on an anonymous message board.

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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
the other day I was wandering a gucci store (heh, like those idiots think I'm going to buy anything with only 50% markdowns) when the spirit of manton rose from a mannequin and inhabited me, filling me a satorial mission to play a little 'what's this' with the sales attendants. spotting a likely target - young, female, poorly dressed (her shoes wern't even bespoke, that sultry bitch) - I closed in, like a tiger stalking a young gazelle. feigning ignorance, I engaged her in a conversation over shoes 'oh, who are these made by?' and when she made the fatal mistake of saying 'gucci' I know that my time had come. I quickly overpowered her voice with mine and corrected her - I could see the fear rise in her eyes - eyes that soon began to resemble an overcooked egg white, pasty, sallow, glazed over in awe of my big dick gucci designer knowledge.

I was victorious that day.

I, the styleforum predator.

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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
arguing with sales people in an attempt to prove how little they know about their products and how big your sartorial dick is is probably the biggest douchebag move you can make. well, probably only second to running to the forum to make a post about what you did an attempt to show off to your e-buds

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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
sometimes I wear overshoes of my jls (thats john lobbs to you plebes out there) and go to a gucci store and pretend to be looking at shoes. when the polite sales attendant offers to pull my size, i whip off my overshoes and point at my feet while shouting 'these are john lobbs motherfucker, I don't let your subpar ugly ass branded shit touch my feet, that's peasant status'. at this point, I've made four of those motherfuckers cry

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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
sometimes I like to roll up on sales attendants and show them what's up. i like to feel that the spirit of my sartorial crew (voxsatoria, aportney, bmulford, manton) are riding behind my shoulders, ghostly, translucent, like the four horseman of the apocalypse, when i'm telling people how sadly pathetic they truly are. i rain the fucking wrathful fire of satorial vengeance down on these ignorant bitches, name dropping motherfuckers like rubinacci and steed left and right. when i enter a store all the little sa bitches better run for cover, cause i'm bringing the collective knowledge of an entire internet forum to do battle (including bboy manton, that gangsta actually wrote a fucking book on suits - what the fuck you done today, bitch?).

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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
motherfucker you can't even get your pants hemmed to a proper break, and you're trying to tell me, a styleforum poster, what's up? bitch please. take your ass back to men's wearhouse, this brioni store is for the big boys

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Originally Posted by von Rothbart View Post
Teger delivers.

Seeing Teger paying it forward from little whnay fills me with iPride. Yes, Teger delivers: and when he's done, we spray the room with Glade or some other industrial middle America scent product.

Teger...I salute you:




- B
post #79 of 107
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
the other day I was wandering a gucci store (heh, like those idiots think I'm going to buy anything with only 50% markdowns) when the spirit of manton rose from a mannequin and inhabited me, filling me a satorial mission to play a little 'what's this' with the sales attendants. spotting a likely target - young, female, poorly dressed (her shoes wern't even bespoke, that sultry bitch) - I closed in, like a tiger stalking a young gazelle. feigning ignorance, I engaged her in a conversation over shoes 'oh, who are these made by?' and when she made the fatal mistake of saying 'gucci' I know that my time had come. I quickly overpowered her voice with mine and corrected her - I could see the fear rise in her eyes - eyes that soon began to resemble an overcooked egg white, pasty, sallow, glazed over in awe of my big dick gucci designer knowledge. I was victorious that day. I, the styleforum predator.
This might just be the greatest thing I have ever read.
post #80 of 107
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Originally Posted by Spatlese View Post
Thread title is misleading.

agreed. it got my hopes up.
post #81 of 107
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Originally Posted by voxsartoria View Post
...we spray the room with Glade or some other industrial middle America scent product.

9 out of 10 iGents prefer

post #82 of 107
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Originally Posted by yachtie View Post

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Originally Posted by von Rothbart View Post
Teger delivers.

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Originally Posted by voxsartoria View Post
Teger...I salute you:

+1.
This thread made my day.
post #83 of 107
Thread Starter 
oh wowww, I knew I would probably get shit for posting this, but all this. I am flattered. I was simply just asking if their bespoke shoes were made by SR. I wasnt being a prick, it was an honest question.
post #84 of 107
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Originally Posted by fcuknu View Post
oh wowww, I knew I would probably get shit for posting this, but all this. I am flattered. I was simply just asking if their bespoke shoes were made by SR. I wasnt being a prick, it was an honest question.

Don't worry, you've just been an aid to the greatest ascension to styleforum fame and glory in the history of the world. We forgive you.
post #85 of 107
If I recall, the original poster is also in retail.
post #86 of 107
A condescending voxsartoria post about me... I feel like I have arrived
post #87 of 107
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
bitch please, you need to spend less time feebly working this bullshit gucci job and more time reading the best forum - the style forum. sometimes I like to sit down after a hard day at work or a few hours spent harassing ignorant peasants like you and get to posting with my e-buds. we fucking light that shit up - there's so many pixelated cell phone shots of berluti shoes that your world would be fucking blown WIDE OPEN. you ever heard of my boy portney? that's mr a portney to you, bitch, and he is a fucking connoisseur of the finest shoes in the world. you are lucky he isn't here today when you tried to bring your bullshit gucci game, or he would fucking have your ass fired. his annual shoe budget exceeds the GDP of some third world countries. oh, how do I know him? I don't NEED to know him - I live vicariously through his purchases on an anonymous message board.

Now imagine Eddie saying that on stage?
post #88 of 107
Wow this is hilarious. The jl overshoe one was hilarious, as the living through an internet message board. Well, this made my day.
post #89 of 107
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Originally Posted by why4009 View Post
I was hoping for blood or injuries or some car chase that ended in a fireball.


+1

I have got the fealing I got when Jar Jar Binks showed up on screen.
post #90 of 107
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
bitch please, you need to spend less time feebly working this bullshit gucci job and more time reading the best forum - the style forum. sometimes I like to sit down after a hard day at work or a few hours spent harassing ignorant peasants like you and get to posting with my e-buds. we fucking light that shit up - there's so many pixelated cell phone shots of berluti shoes that your world would be fucking blown WIDE OPEN. you ever heard of my boy portney? that's mr a portney to you, bitch, and he is a fucking connoisseur of the finest shoes in the world. you are lucky he isn't here today when you tried to bring your bullshit gucci game, or he would fucking have your ass fired. his annual shoe budget exceeds the GDP of some third world countries. oh, how do I know him? I don't NEED to know him - I live vicariously through his purchases on an anonymous message board.
absolutely hilarious reminds me of leveraged sellout
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