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post #61 of 107
She should have smacked you in the face. I would have.
post #62 of 107
This thread delivers the lulz.
post #63 of 107
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Originally Posted by Eustace Tilley View Post
Why in the world is this stupid thread 4 pages long???

Does nobody set their post views per page to 40?
post #64 of 107
Oh man, this has to be one of the funniest threads I read in my life.
post #65 of 107
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Originally Posted by rach2jlc View Post
EXACTLY. This construction bullshit goes too far; it's a great way for you to end up with a bright orange frumpy Brioni jacket with zipper pockets... but it's BRIONI!!!! Forget that the Gucci jacket made you look like a million bucks... it was only HALF-CANVASSED (sacre bleu!)!!1!!1!!!

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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
bitch please, you need to spend less time feebly working this bullshit gucci job and more time reading the best forum - the style forum. sometimes I like to sit down after a hard day at work or a few hours spent harassing ignorant peasants like you and get to posting with my e-buds. we fucking light that shit up - there's so many pixelated cell phone shots of berluti shoes that your world would be fucking blown WIDE OPEN. you ever heard of my boy portney? that's mr a portney to you, bitch, and he is a fucking connoisseur of the finest shoes in the world. you are lucky he isn't here today when you tried to bring your bullshit gucci game, or he would fucking have your ass fired. his annual shoe budget exceeds the GDP of some third world countries. oh, how do I know him? I don't NEED to know him - I live vicariously through his purchases on an anonymous message board.

post #66 of 107
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
sometimes I wear overshoes of my jls (thats john lobbs to you plebes out there) and go to a gucci store and pretend to be looking at shoes. when the polite sales attendant offers to pull my size, i whip off my overshoes and point at my feet while shouting 'these are john lobbs motherfucker, I don't let your subpar ugly ass branded shit touch my feet, that's peasant status'. at this point, I've made four of those motherfuckers cry
post #67 of 107
I think we need more topics like this and more members like Teger. This just made my day.
post #68 of 107
sometimes I like to roll up on sales attendants and show them what's up. i like to feel that the spirit of my sartorial crew (voxsatoria, aportney, bmulford, manton) are riding behind my shoulders, ghostly, translucent, like the four horseman of the apocalypse, when i'm telling people how sadly pathetic they truly are. i rain the fucking wrathful fire of satorial vengeance down on these ignorant bitches, name dropping motherfuckers like rubinacci and steed left and right. when i enter a store all the little sa bitches better run for cover, cause i'm bringing the collective knowledge of an entire internet forum to do battle (including bboy manton, that gangsta actually wrote a fucking book on suits - what the fuck you done today, bitch?).
post #69 of 107
motherfucker you can't even get your pants hemmed to a proper break, and you're trying to tell me, a styleforum poster, what's up? bitch please. take your ass back to men's wearhouse, this brioni store is for the big boys
post #70 of 107
lol
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
bitch please, you need to spend less time feebly working this bullshit gucci job and more time reading the best forum - the style forum. sometimes I like to sit down after a hard day at work or a few hours spent harassing ignorant peasants like you and get to posting with my e-buds. we fucking light that shit up - there's so many pixelated cell phone shots of berluti shoes that your world would be fucking blown WIDE OPEN. you ever heard of my boy portney? that's mr a portney to you, bitch, and he is a fucking connoisseur of the finest shoes in the world. you are lucky he isn't here today when you tried to bring your bullshit gucci game, or he would fucking have your ass fired. his annual shoe budget exceeds the GDP of some third world countries. oh, how do I know him? I don't NEED to know him - I live vicariously through his purchases on an anonymous message board.
post #71 of 107
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
motherfucker you can't even get your pants hemmed to a proper break, and you're trying to tell me, a styleforum poster, what's up? bitch please. take your ass back to men's wearhouse, this brioni store is for the big boys

yah, okay, you ARE funny. Keep it going, but try to avoid corny. Fine line, but carry on.
post #72 of 107
vote teger in the rookie of the year thread (dumb threads) lemon out
post #73 of 107
Sweet Baby Jeebus. This thread delivers.
post #74 of 107
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
vote teger in the rookie of the year thread (dumb threads)

lemon out

You're actually my favorite person in the world right now, massive lulz.
post #75 of 107
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