I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread) - Page 233

That's a scary thought...

Concerning the blonde bike rider, when I asked for her number she told me she had an exam two weeks ahead and it was going to be stressful for her beforehands.
Got the number monday, called her early friday evening. She did not answer the phone.
Waited till yesterday noon and send her a message "Dear x, hope you are doing fine. How is your preparation going? If you are interested and manage to have time, I'd like to invite you to have lunch/dinner with me this weekend. Wish you a lovely day. Louis XIV"
No response - number deleted.

Went to dinner with a friend, had some drinks at his place and went to a small club yesterday.
People were relaxed and there was a surprisingly good balance of females to males taking into account there are something like three times as many guys than girls in this city due to the technical university I am going to.
Spent some time dancing and had a few girls briefly approaching me, who sadly I had no interest in.
A shame that one of them had a really interesting looking friend but they moved away as soon as I did not react to the one approaching me.
Then this drunk guy stumbels across the dance floor, stepping on peoples feet and almost being punched by several guys who were protecting their friends.
So far so good, this guy ends up bothering a group of five girls by making weird dance moves right into their faces and persistently following them around even though they literally run away from him.
I step between the girls and this guy and tell him off and he gives me a free performance of his moves for 30s before he disappears.
The girls give me high fives and thank me for being aware of what was going on because "everyone else was just watching but nobody helped" I acknowledge with a grin and return to my friend who was consistently failing to get in touch with this lovely girl everybody in this club knew was all over him.
Some time passes and I end up dancing next to the group of girls again when another retard approaches one of them who wore a black and white top only to tell her she looked like a zebra, a very attractive zebra .
Obviously she is not interested and turns away from him but he persist to talk to her.
I step in once again and ask him if he thinks his pickup line was any good and after asking myself for what must have been five times whether I have ever seen a zebra before this guy too moves away.
So the zebra lady tells me that chivalry has become a rare treat and over the course of several minutes of smalltalk I get to know every of the girls but the one I find attractive
She is always the one furthest away in the group and whilst obviously enjoying herself a lot while dancing she just doesn't talk.
I excuse myself to go to the bar and upon return the girls are gone, no good-byes, they just left.

I really can only laugh to myself, my buddy and I were handed so many byes that evening and we both fucked it up royally, the two of us are real fucking losers
Maybe I should offer a bouncer service for attractive sinlge girl groups so they can at all times feel as if they have their older brother with them?

Very lame bro!
You are what some people call a tool!

He is a fail master...

He could have lost his teeth and not even getting a quick BJ for it...

Ironic that Lasbar and Ter are critiquing this guy considering they both fail so horribly with the ladies.

That was the only thing i was not failing at in my twenties...

Negative bro.

How many women have you slept with?

It's easy to be a winner with the ladies if they are imaginary.

Neo would understand that..

Lasbar, how many have you slept with? If it reaches half of my number, I will eat my hat..

Prepare your salt and pepper..

"Defend the weak, protect both young and old, never desert your friends. Give justice to all, be fearless in battle and always ready to defend the right."

Lasbar, I would guess that Neo's number is one whose square is less than or equal to zero.

I go for 0.2 on the women side...

His mum must have breastfed him until his teens..

On the men side...