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Originally Posted by pfurey View Post
shower sex is terrible. water is a lousy lubricant.

Bath or jacuzzi sex is terrible. Shower sex is nice. Have her sit on your lap with her back to you, then use the shower head on her.
post #2327 of 3570
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Originally Posted by Kajak View Post
Then you better not have sex with any virgins...

There's at least novelty involved.
post #2328 of 3570
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Kwilk is under the impression that a threesome is when you've had sex 3 times.

bahahahahahahaha
post #2329 of 3570
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post
Kwilk is under the impression that a threesome is when you've had sex 3 times.

Not quite. I did have a threesome. Of course, I was smart enough to wear a condom.
post #2330 of 3570
Thread Starter 
you and conne double-teamed edina?
post #2331 of 3570
Something like that.
post #2332 of 3570
Thread Starter 
did they spit-roast you, little piggy?
post #2333 of 3570
How the fuck did I get lumped into their gay love fest? FFS neither of them even like me as a poster!
post #2334 of 3570
Haven't talken to crazy girl in like a month or so. Just got an angry phone call yelling at me saying how could I do this and hurt her because I fucked that girl last week and she found out some how, she cray cray.
post #2335 of 3570
Fuck crazy girl has put herself in the hospital, did not realise new girl was a close friend of crazy girl.
post #2336 of 3570
hahaha, the greatest thing about living with technology is the block call/spam message setting.

I block any weird girl after a week, fucks with my new shit in a big way, easiest just to cut them off,
even after dating chicks for a while, we'll split, and i'll block them, i hate getting that late night call when your moving on with someone else.

too many dudes get screwed because of technology that wasn't here 5 years ago, "hey why is that girl messaging you?" type thing.

In a big city they usually just disappear, it's brilliant.
post #2337 of 3570
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Originally Posted by Kajak View Post
Then you better not have sex with any virgins...

Girls who have lost their virginity dont bleed?
post #2338 of 3570
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Originally Posted by fuji View Post
Fuck crazy girl has put herself in the hospital, did not realise new girl was a close friend of crazy girl.

what did she do?
post #2339 of 3570
How is it possible to not know who the close friends are of a girl you were in a lengthy, committed relationship with?
post #2340 of 3570
Just broke up with my gf because she's doing a year abroad program and she's working abroad this summer as well. Makes me feel pretty terrible, really, have never liked anyone this much before. Oh well.
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