sorry, I'n not going through this whole thread - what's the best big noisy dim sum place in town?
If you insist on gigantic banquet-hall style dim sum, I can't help you.
But best downtown Dim Sum is "Lai Wah Heen"
http://www.laiwahheen.com/
located on the second floor of the Metropolitan Hotel.
Quiet and upscale, and excellent food.