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Creepiest/ most upsetting Christmas songs

post #1 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:16am
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Feel free to add, I start off:

"Santa's Got a Big Old Bag" by the Bell Rays. Gaaah, worst ever.
http://www.rhapsody.com/the-bellrays...rays-christmas

"Santa, Baby". Any time a woman sings this in a coquettish / "sexy" / Electra Complex way, it makes me feel profoundly unclean. Wikipedia says it's been covered a stupid number of times.
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post #2 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:18am
My first ever "strip" (receiving, not giving) was to Santa Baby. I still get hard anytime someone mentions it.

Plus there is some really hot Christmas porn. There was a porn I saw once with like Shyla Stylez, Nikki Benz, and Puma Swede I think, all dressed in those sexy hats like in your avatar.
Bitches dressing up in sexy christmas clothes is really the best part about winter.
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post #3 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:19am
The first thing that came to mind was Christmas on Death Row.
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post #4 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:29am
sorry, remember the animated tv movie of the drummer boy? that creeped me out as a kid - the boys parents are burned alive by bandits who sell him into slavery, IIRC. can't hear the song without thinking about it
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post #5 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:33am
"Last Christmas" by Wham is pretty depressing when you really think about it.
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post #6 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:34am
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
"Santa, Baby". Any time a woman sings this in a coquettish / "sexy" / Electra Complex way, it makes me feel profoundly unclean. Wikipedia says it's been covered a stupid number of times.

+1, this is on the Christmas CD that has been on repeat for the last month at my office.
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post #7 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:34am
Last Christmas Remix !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (w/ cascada)
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post #8 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:46am
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
"Santa, Baby". Any time a woman sings this in a coquettish / "sexy" / Electra Complex way, it makes me feel profoundly unclean. Wikipedia says it's been covered a stupid number of times.

Several years ago at a work Christmas party a tipsy cow-orker lipsynced to Santa Baby. It was very disturby. Everyone in the room was both incredibly uncomfortable yet extremely amused.
That's when I quit going to work Christmas parties.
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post #9 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:46am
Any of the ones sung by Billy Corgan. Dude should be banned from Christmas songs.
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post #10 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:51am
Also John Denver's "Please, Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)" and No Doubt's "'Oi to the World'.
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post #11 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:53am
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Any of the ones sung by Billy Corgan. Dude should be banned from Christmas songs.

Haha, +1,000. I've got nothing against Corgan but watching him sing Christmas carols is pretty pitiful.
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post #12 of 36
12/17/08 at 12:57am
Not sure the title, but I think it's, Baby it's Cold Outside.

The song is all a bout a guy keeping a girl in his place and getting her drunk so she'll stay over. Pretty creepy to me.
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post #13 of 36
12/17/08 at 1:15am
the one where david bowie ends up at bing crosby's place to sing a christmas carole.
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post #14 of 36
12/17/08 at 1:17am
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the one where david bowie ends up at bing crosby's place to sing a christmas carole.
yah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs
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post #15 of 36
12/17/08 at 1:17am
The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York". One of my favorite Christmas songs. All the Marks and Spencer branches here play it for their shoppers. I guess they didn't listen to the lyrics: "Youre a bum Youre a punk Youre an old slut on junk Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot Happy christmas your arse I pray God its our last"
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