I have had a few strip club binges in my life - once when I was 16, once when I was about 22, an episode in Tokyo, and once about 3 weeks ago
age 16: heard there was a strip club in town that wasn't so hard on IDs (this was a long time ago though, so no holograms or shit) and low and behold, I did get in, and it was awesome. Juice bar, had an amazing time. Saw more pussies that one night than I'd seen in my life prior. Became a 16 year old regular for awhile and then it burnt down.
age 22: Was on a binge and had a really depraved friend who wanted to go to strip clubs all the time, and I was taking like 12 credits at school and had not much else to do late at night, so we went, we traveled the state. In town there were a lot of college student specials with no cover, full nudity, and cheap dances, so it was a no-brainer. Once the better clubs closed, the cheaper low-budget clubs that did BYO beer were still open, so that was fun too. Saw and touched my first square-shaped breast implants there sitting in front of the stage, it was really that low budget. 12 pack of Coors+BYO strip club = $30 night, good for a college student in the middle of nowhere.
Tokyo: walking around Roppongi, was really looking for a strip club anyway, jumped at the first one a Nigerian hustler offered me, went in and it was awesome, but a ripoff joint, $700 for like two hours. Still, I drank champagne and saw like 20 stage dances and got like 10 lap dances, so I guess the bill wasn't that bad.
Recently: got to LA, had my friend pick me up, he doesn't really drink and just smokes all that medical weed, so we had to find a place to sit around and talk the business, and around that time the only place open was a strip club, so we went and the floodgates opened - cashed a bunch of hundreds, the club was mostly empty, the strippers were awesome and talented, and me and my friend sat there and talked the whole time and just threw stacks of singles at the girls when they came around. Good lap dances, friendly staff (friend ended up leaving his laptop bag there and they had it waiting for him two days later when we stopped to pick it up, and didn't charge us valet to park when we went again) - and then we ended up going all over LA to hang out and it just ended up being strip clubs everytime. It was fun, didn't go to stick my face in pussies looking for some girl's lunch, but as a place to just sit and not be in a cafe, a decent place to talk. I'll give strippers the benefit of the doubt and $20 if it means some contribution to rent and groceries.
