I just split an entire cord of firewood with an axe I forged myself. Upon finishing, while still sweaty and dirty, I bent my girlfriend over the arm of our couch, pulled her hair and slapped her ass. Having been thoroughly fucked, she then proceeded to make me a roast beef sandwich and bring me a beer. Testosterone doublefuckingplus.
And now I'm posting on a web forum dedicated to men's clothing, shoes, accessories, grooming, et cetera.