What MANLY stuff did you do today? - Page 56

I threw out a perfectly good piece of fruit.

Shovelled 6" of wet snow off my driveway today.

What on God's green earth compelled you to do such a ghastly thing?

Can I come over?

I just split an entire cord of firewood with an axe I forged myself. Upon finishing, while still sweaty and dirty, I bent my girlfriend over the arm of our couch, pulled her hair and slapped her ass. Having been thoroughly fucked, she then proceeded to make me a roast beef sandwich and bring me a beer. Testosterone doublefuckingplus.


And now I'm posting on a web forum dedicated to men's clothing, shoes, accessories, grooming, et cetera.

Went out and prepared the sugar shack... You gotta love the cold up here

Rock on, dude.

Does eating an entire bag of bacon count?

Jacked off in a hookers eye.

Well I met up with this girl and did some of this. After that we had some fun near the pool if ya know what I'm saying. She got a nice surprise too. Surprise! She did'nt like that though. Said I messed up her hair. I didn't mind. I got her back later, when she least expected it. Payback Feeling pretty damn good right now.

I was out hiking earlier. When I got back to camp a black bear was halfway in my car shreding the back seat. I rolled up the rear window halfway from the front door and sodomized the brute.

mowed the lawn in sweat pants and converse high tops

I hid my hangover and went on with a normal Saturday, while my wife laid on the couch all day with an ice pack, asking why I wasn't hungover also.

i TOLD the girl at Subway to make me a sammich. i got the meal with cookies and a 32 oz drink.

Took the rubbish out wearing just a t-shirt and shorts, even though it's -12C(windchill -21C) outside.