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Originally Posted by
Magician 
I bought a bus ticket to visit a guy I met on the internet and go shopping at an exclusive boutique with a French name....
....amidoinitrite?

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Originally Posted by
tiecollector 
I've been wearing the same pair of boxers for 17 days and counting and the skidmarks are starting to show through my denim.
MANLY!!
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Originally Posted by
tiecollector 
I just cried during a movie, everyone was looking, and I loved every last minute of it!
PUSSY!!!
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Originally Posted by
SField 
I benched 280 (4x) without help then went home and jerked off in front of a mirror. Also have a booty call tonight. Well, it better end the way I'm planning or I'll be pissed.
What do you mean pissed? She gives it or you take it, not sure what the issue is.