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post #31 of 1575
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Originally Posted by thinman View Post
Are you kidding, everything I did today was manly!

You're on a message board dedicated to clothing. You fail at being a man.
post #32 of 1575
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Originally Posted by thekunk07 View Post
i ate at morton's against my better judgement.

Did you wash your hands afterwards?
post #33 of 1575
I took a dump at work sitting my bareass on the toilet seat.
post #34 of 1575
I woke up with a mustache, just like every one of the thirty days previous.

I went over and told my girlfriend's neighbors to shut up last night because she had an early final, which seemed manly to me at the time (SOCIAL RETARD HERE) but in retrospect seems kind of pussy.
post #35 of 1575
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Originally Posted by seanchai View Post
I went over and told my girlfriend's neighbors to shut up last night because she had an early final, which seemed manly to me at the time (SOCIAL RETARD HERE) but in retrospect seems kind of pussy.

Words were not necessary; a good mollywhop would have sufficed.
post #36 of 1575
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Oh, I'm sorry. Points off. The official Guid to Manly has stated "bro" has now been replaced with "brah."
I'll make a note in my man notebook. Wait, manly men don't write things down in notebooks. Or if they do, they lack the ability to read their own handwriting anyway. Tell you what, I'll get my girlfriend/wife to write it down and later accuse her of failing to remind me the next time I say "bro".
post #37 of 1575
I just shaved with my bowie knife. Didn't use cream or soap either.
post #38 of 1575
I gave myself a testicular self exam in the shower.
post #39 of 1575
I've been wearing the same pair of boxers for 17 days and counting and the skidmarks are starting to show through my denim.
post #40 of 1575
I woke up.
post #41 of 1575
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Originally Posted by Jumbie View Post
You're on a message board dedicated to clothing. You fail at being a man.

On the contrary, I make only manly posts because I'm a MANLY man.
post #42 of 1575
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Originally Posted by Milhouse View Post
I gave myself a testicular self exam in the shower.

Me too plus I also gave myself a prostate exam at the same time.
post #43 of 1575
I cleverly "forgot" to bring my wallet, and thus got a free dinner from my roommate! Cheap and manly.
post #44 of 1575
hadn't been there in years. was non plussed by everything i had. client lunch, that's what they wanted.


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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
Did you wash your hands afterwards?
post #45 of 1575
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
Does jacking off this morning count?

Only if pharmacy girl was watching

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Originally Posted by Ludeykrus View Post
I woke up this morning and pissed excellence.

Or maybe it was blood, it's hard to tell sometimes.

If there was puss in there, then you were TOO manly.

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Originally Posted by SkinnyGoomba View Post
my GF called and I proudly.........



RUSHed to the phone to pick up before she got worried!!


does this count?

How you deal with an upset GF defines your manliness.

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Last night, I stayed home, got beer, fried a kielbasa, and watched that Dirty Jobs show. Me man!
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