What MANLY stuff did you do today? - Page 92

Went to a bar that has over 250 different beers to choose from and asked for "the manliest bear you have". Apparently that makes me a sexist monster and I got lectured by the waitress for not being gender sensitive. She then later made fun of my friend for choosing a "girl's beer" and said he should just get a cider. Feminists

What, were you at the Flying Saucer?

First problem: not knowing what they manliest beer is. (hint: it's whatever you're ordering, so long as it's a stout). Second problem: didn't patronize the waitress and give her hell for being a feminist waitress in a beer hall. (Irony alert). Third problem: nothing wrong with cider, order two to go and say they're for the women who are waiting outside for you to come out and sex them.

Ya it was the flying saucer. I was trying to remember the name of a beer called bigfoot ale, and the last time I tried it one of the guys just asked for their "manliest" beer, so I did the same thing and got bitched out . I didn't patronize her or give her a hard time, I just thought the was being pretty loose butthole about being offended over such a little thing.

The best part of the night was when a very tall and socially awkward man went up to her and tried to get her number (It wasn't me this time!).

Hahaha. There were some big hairy power bottoms sitting around, so maybe I was distracted.

I trimmed my beard today. It will be leaving in November, replaced by a lonely moustache. I've not had a fully clean shaven face in about a year, so it should be fun.

Navigated a 4 mile hike to a specific location in the woods using a topo map and a wristwatch for a compass. When we got there I found a few points and a half dozen flint tools. My friend found a nice spear point and a small adz. Good day all in all.

I finished up the tire carrier bumper for my Jeep and got it mounted. It looks badass, and I can finally carry a full-size spare tire.

I re-attached a second-story gutter yesterday. BY MYSELF. And I hate heights.

Also, finally, for the first time in like, forever, got all my dress shirts ironed.

Not sure that ironing is all that manly. Unless by "got all my dress shirts ironed" you meant got someone else to iron them?

Tell it to the Marines.

um, negative ghost rider. I run my own mess.

Jeepers Thomas, it looks like you don't even understand the theme of this thread! Running your own mess is not manly.

I plucked my eyebrows today, but you'll never see me posting that fact in this thread on account of it's not especially manly to do that.

Again, negative. Self-reliance is manly. Now, directing others is more alpha than straight-up manly.

For instance, if you'd had someone else pluck your eyebrows, that would be womanly. Plucking your own is manly.

FWIW, I pluck my own nose hairs, too - and I weep Very Manly Tears after every one.

I sneeze whenever I pluck my nose hairs. I wonder if that is manly? (I also sneeze when I look into the light. Or when I consume some kind of sugar, such as fructose, after a long period of not having enough sugar in my system. I'm not sure if that's manly either.)