What MANLY stuff did you do today?

Proudly peed standing up, I believe the national anthem may have been playing in the background :-)

Do you like it, the pegging?

Gonna build a bonfire tonight for a party I'm having. The only beer available is canned beer, just the way I like it.

I ran five miles in freezing weather early this morning and left my running clothes in the tub for my wife to wash.

I just farted and breathed in to see how much it stinks.

last night the missus was sleeping when I got to bed. I was worked up so I threw the sheets off her, had my way, finished on her stomach and then just rolled over and went to sleep.

I stalked a bear in the north Cascades, quietly crept up behind him and, when I got close enough, choked the life out of him with piano wire. I left feeling so alive feeling him so dead in my hands. But then all I could think of in my triumph was 'what next?' Oh well...off to fuck a Tiger shark, I suppose.

Does jacking off this morning count?

The one manly thing I did that I am quite proud of was not, I repeat, not, clicking on the thread entitled Hamster Playing a Piano - Cute.

Dude, you're in Houston, how freezing can it really get, 65 degrees?

This morning was around 33, although by city ordinance, water officially freezes at 45 degrees.

Your mom. Tell her to shave.