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post #1 of 613
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So as not to fuck up my school thread.

Just finished the first episode. For starters, I was unenthused, overall. Most of the stuff was ho-hum. I mean, not bad, but bad for food TV. However, the person who did the three forms of fish had a really interesting dish. The tatziki looked good too, whoever made that.

I want this fucking culinary kid kicked off so badly. He makes us all look like fools. I can do that without your help, "Pat", thank you very much.
post #2 of 613
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
So as not to fuck up my school thread.

Just finished the first episode. For starters, I was unenthused, overall. Most of the stuff was ho-hum. I mean, not bad, but bad for food TV. However, the person who did the three forms of fish had a really interesting dish. The tatziki looked good too, whoever made that.

I want this fucking culinary kid kicked off so badly. He makes us all look like fools. I can do that without your help, "Pat", thank you very much.

KEEP YOUR FAT EYES ON THE SCREEN AND DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE FINALE
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KEEP YOUR FAT EYES ON THE SCREEN AND DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE FINALE

The finale is like a month and a half away or something. I have to leave my apartment every now and then. A brutha needs food.
post #4 of 613
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The finale is like a month and a half away or something. I have to leave my apartment every now and then. A brutha needs food.

Food is the last thing you need any more of. And what season are you watching? I told you season 3. You can easily get there in a couple days. Obviously sitting is something you've perfected so I don't see this being too difficult for you.
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Food is the last thing you need any more of. And what season are you watching? I told you season 3. You can easily get there in a couple days. Obviously sitting is something you've perfected so I don't see this being too difficult for you.

STFU asshat. I'm watching the season that's currently running.
I'll watch your goddamn season whenever I feel like it. Meaning whenever I can Netflix it.
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STFU asshat. I'm watching the season that's currently running.
I'll watch your goddamn season whenever I feel like it. Meaning whenever I can Netflix it.

Good god... his breasts have become so large he cannot even reason anymore.
post #7 of 613
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^We're not efriends anymore. There, try living with THAT!



OMg the dumb lady just said she could learn to cook from the book. lulz. The judge was not a fan of that.
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^We're not efriends anymore. There, try living with THAT!



OMg the dumb lady just said she could learn to cook from the book. lulz. The judge was not a fan of that.

hahaha just wait until Bourdain guest judges. He's funny.

Ming Tsai is kind of a prick too, as is Bayless. Come to think of it (Top Chef Chicago, which is season 4), Despirito is also a bit of an ass.
post #9 of 613
sorry kwilk, i messed up your other thread. i apologize.

bourdain is f'n hilarious and so is ming tsai. tom can be a pretty big douche too and padma is smoking hot.
post #10 of 613
Padma is ridiculously hot, however she's fucking annoying. She tries to pretend like she knows what any of them are talking about. A few times she makes comments on someone's technique and the other judges kind of look at each other and don't follow up, then continue what they were talking about before.
post #11 of 613
I love this show. Thank gawd for surfthechannel.com
post #12 of 613
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I love this show. Thank gawd for surfthechannel.com

Know a good place to steal... errr... stream full episodes of old seasons?
post #13 of 613
padma can say anything she wants and i won't hold it against her.

exotic? check. eats and knows good food? check. smoking hot? check. scar that makes you look like you how to control your woman? check.

all kidding aside, i too am curious as to how she got the scar.
post #14 of 613
Padma used to be married to Salmen Rushdie. Yes, that writer that's on the Islam #1 kill list.

She got the scar from a bad car accident, IIRC.
post #15 of 613
There's no talent in this season's Top Chef, IMO.
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