1) One day I was doing snatches from the floor on the olympic platform. I go for maxes when I pull from the floor.
Well, some guy decided it would be a good idea to cut across the back of the platform... In the middle of my lift... Which blew my concentration and I didn't catch the weight very well, which sent me over backwards and the barbell nearly took him out. The look on his face as he realized I was about to beat him with a 20 kg plate was pretty funny. He got away from me fast. I was really pissed at the time. I still kind of get mad because I could have gotten hurt. Yeah, see, now that I think about it, I really should have beat the crap out of him.
2) I saw a woman, probably about 50 or so, wearing the old 80s style workout outfit, the spandex shorts and tshirt with the one piece bathing suit thing over it. She really looked bad, like she spent way way too much time in the sun while she was younger, and then got plastic surgery. She had some 80s hairstyle too. Kind of a mess to be honest, not at all attractive in a cougar way.
I noticed that she would slow down whenever she would walk past any of the young guys that were really into working out (and thus had well muscled bodies), she'd stop and face away from them, and bend over to tie her shoe or something. She'd bend over real slow, trying to be sexy and get some attention. She adjusted her leg warmer in front of me. I was a bit repulsed.
She then moved on to her next victim, a guy spotting his buddy on the bench press, and starts tying her shoe. Spotter is trying not to laugh, and as the lifter finishes and sits up, he looks right at this lady's ass in front of him and says "aww damn" and the spotter starts cracking up. Never saw the cougar-wannabe again.