Mike Tyson is a one man army of great quotes: "The knee is fine, I've been training confuciusly." "Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you. If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn." [On his childhood] "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard." "I just want to conquer people and their souls." "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." "Everybody's got plans...until they get hit." "My main objective is to be professional but to kill him [Lennox Lewis]." "When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff." "He [Tyrell Biggs] was screaming like my wife." "You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat." "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah." I love Tyson's creation of the word "confuciusly". I've started to use it in conversation now myself. It could be the funniest "word" in the English language. This morning, I had a second fitting with Darren, who is altering my new suit confuciusly. Meanwhile, most participants on this board are working confuciusly to persuade Alexis to bring back her...explosive...old avatar.