Quote:I'd vote for Leslie Miller, but she doesn't do news anymore.
Quote:(After six years, Leslie Miller is resigning from the anchor position at Q13 FOX) in all this time, i have not once seen this woman's ears. those of you outside the seattle area may not believe me, but it's absolutely true. her hair is like this impenetrable shield that hides them really well. it doesn't move, it just cups itself around her head and keeps her ears warm, i suppose. i have a few theories about this hesitance to show off her auditory meatus: 1. she has no ears. it's some sort of rare birth defect where she was born with the ability to hear, just no actual ears. she has holes in her head like a lizard. 2. she has enormous ear plugs and has to hide them when she's on air. the second half of this theory is that she's also tattooed extensively from the neck down. 3. her ears are either way too big, or so tiny that you can hardly see them. 4. she's really an alien, and her ears give that away (you know, like spock). 5. it's a really funny inside joke to her, one that the television watching public of seattle hasn't been let in on. in any case, leslie miller i salute you and your resolve to keep your ears hidden. you are incredibly cute and fun to watch on tv and seattle will miss you. but won't you show us your ears just once before you go? -from the page the picture is on.