Originally Posted by DocHolliday
If I had cause to beat the hell out of someone, I'd like to be wearing those shoes.
Forensic examiner 1: "What are
these odd bumps on the body's gluteal region?"
Forensic examiner 2: " Hmm. That is odd. Almost looks like he was gangbanged by a bunch of angry featherless ostriches before they beat his head on with their oddly Briggs umbrella shaped beaks..."