Wisecracks aside, what is this? Tagged Dolce & Gabbana (genuine labels and hologram). Ittierre label. Denim has D&G buttons too. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Sorry wisecracks aside, here are my off the top of my head thoughts:
I believe that was designed for the Anti-Christ
Canadian Tuxedo for a very wealthy Canuck
Made by a dude who does a lot of BeDazzling
Big tear in the jacket caused someone to Frankenstein it
Decoy to capture someone to star in latest version of "Fashion Disasters"