A few things. (More detailed pics of everything in the spoiler at the bottom.) First, I bought this as a re-donate joke for the thread, but it seems like it actually might be worth something: NWOT Hilfiger/Ferrari jacket w/ signature zipper. I don't think that it's a Chinese fake, but who knows anymore. The tag has a licence and a date (2001).
Shop-worn Dack's Chelsea boots plus mainline Zegna loafers.
Unlined Polo cotton sportcoat (pic upside-down for some reason). Summer Larry David jacket.
1960s British-made Aquascutum topcoat with hand-sewn button holes and full-canvas construction. No stain, just an ugly flash. This'll look good slimmed down on someone else; no more clothes for me for a while. I have Spoo's new car parked on hangers in my closet.
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