Originally Posted by div25sec9
Omega SMP 9300
I can never look at watches without removing an image burned into my head. My brother is totally eccentric. He had a nice surfing watch with a Velcro strap. One day he calls me to the lounge and asks me where do I think his watch is. I scan around, nope nothing, he aint wearing it. Then he drops his pants and says check this out. Yup, he had the watch strapped around his cock.
I always imagined a hypothetical exchange in the street, i.e.
Gentleman: “Excuse me sir, could you please let me know what time it is”.
I wonder what a random stranger would have thought if my brother whipped his dong out of his zipper and then told him the time.
Anyway that watch incident in the lounge scarred me