Well, while I do my time in noob moderated purgatory, my posts are long buried by the time they get approved so no one will ever hear this amazing story.
I was at a GW the other day and noticed shapely blonde twins dropping off a large box at the donation side. As soon as they saw me they grabbed the box, ran over and explained it was full of recent Kiton suits with Hermes ties stuffed in the pockets.
They continued on to say that since I was the exact size and shape of their previous master it was the sign they were looking for and that I would have to take his place.
Gonna be tough to explain to my wife...