I didn't realize that this thread's intent was entertainment for lurkers, but if it is I guess you have a valid point.
If you'd like to be a moderator, or perhaps even just a Hall Monitor, I suggest you make that request over in the Trans Mod thread...and good luck with that.
Word to the wise, jumping into the thread and attacking one of its most dedicated posters (and really also attacking almost every other regular poster) will not make you friends, so when those "1 or 2 true items of beauty" do pop up guess who wont be getting them?
You have 10 posts and joined this month, you shouldn't be trying to help monitor anything. BP wasn't the one who initiated "attitude", you were, with your attempts to "monitor" a community which you have just joined, and aren't yet viewed as a truly contributing member of whose opinion is valued (by me at least). This is a bragging thread, true, but it is most definitely a marketplace of sorts, we all know this, but there are some general guidelines to the extent to which it is used as such (don't post desired price etc). In short, you'd know that everything you mentioned has been discussed before, and isn't going to change based on you, or anyone else for that matter, voicing your opinion.
With that said, I hope you stick around and show us some great finds. Your initial misstep has happened before, and lots of people have stuck around and are now great members who also started off on the wrong foot. (Ian i'm talking about you, lol.)
Edit @ Snoogz, yes I have the pants as well.