YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND. Because I was totally there, at the Buckhead Goodwill, the other night, when you grabbed for that coat and the guy treated you like a dick. I remember him saying "You looked like you were really bent out of shape" when he finally let you try on the jacket. That was pretty awesome.
Wait... how old are you? You weren't the guy that grabbed the Loro Piana BB blazer that I passed on, were you? But anyway, it was a weird situation. Neither of us really had a claim to the coat, but he making himself the chief decision maker in the matter was the only thing I had a problem with.
Hot water for sure, and the best tasting well water I've ever had, but no WiFi. We use a portable Verizon Jetpack.