Plus, I can't be alone, here. Who hasn't had a bunch of PM conversations like this:
"That is an amazing Loro Piana coat. You should give it to me."
"I will give you ten whole dollars. Please mail me the coat."
"Look, that thing hails from a lowdown, dirty thrift store! No way you paid more than five dollars for thing, mang. I'm onto you! Now let me do you a favor and double your money..."
"Psh. I've seen these coats on B&S for ten dollars. Nobody wants them. Ten dollars. MAIL IT TO ME!"
"Sir, you have seen other coats on B&S, but not this coat. This is the one you want. I can smell your interest. It curls from you like smoke!"
And that's just little old me. I can't imagine what darkmatter's life must be like...