It's not like I was serious when I called you a "big vagina" but perhaps you are a bit sensitive about having bought this nail polish. I mean, I know, I know you bought them for your gf but I wonder how you got to that in your little transaction with ghulkan. Were you all "Hey Ghulkhan dude, I'll buy that Margiela stuff off you, awesome. Hey, by the way, there are these nail polishes by Chanel that are like, totally hard to find, you wouldn't happen to know where I could find them, do you?" And by some miracle of heaven, Ghulkhan knew just where to go. Wow.
Also, I remain curious why you felt it necessary to call everyone else females first, and I am still awaiting clarification.