Kudos to @nabilmust for bringing it to wider forum attention. For all the wankery the average person associates with film criticism that New Yorker piece had laughs in equal measure.
Lane's dig at the Sam Smith theme tune was particularly great, which I shall reproduce here for a cheap chuckle. Regarding 'Writing's On The Wall', he writes Smith's "keening caterwaul sounds as if he had flicked the ejector switch but forgotten to undo his seat belt". Marvelous.
@Pink Socks, apparently the Cucinelli rig is actually not a suit. Jacket separate with tonally similar trousers according to some James Bond costuming website.