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Two atoms walk out of a bar.
"Oh dear, I've left my electrons back in the bar."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."


A neutron walks into a bar.
"How much for a beer?"
"For you? No charge."


Two alpha particles and a gamma ray walk into a bar... magnet.
post #47282 of 54935
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Where's my tractor
post #47283 of 54935
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Originally Posted by fxh View Post

Two atoms walk out of a bar.
"Oh dear, I've left my electrons back in the bar."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."


A neutron walks into a bar.
"How much for a beer?"
"For you? No charge."


Two alpha particles and a gamma ray walk into a bar... magnet.
You and a few others should be barred from the thread.
post #47284 of 54935
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Originally Posted by lukejackson View Post

 

As for perception of dress and how others might judge you based upon what you wear; I walked into a store the other day and got treated pretty badly by one staff member, immediately commenting on my outfit (“you need a better fitting shirt before you start looking at jackets”).  He made a fair few comments like that, I tried a jacket on in my usual size and he said it would be too big. It was actually too small, there was severe pulling at the buttoning point when buttoned and really bad hip flare (not sure of the correct term).  I told him what I thought and he said, “well, that’s the look, that’s what looks good”. 

 

Yes…..I told him that look wasn’t for me.  He then said, “well, the specials are up the front” and walked off….I wasn’t dressed up and wasn’t trying to impress anyone but I was in casual and unassuming clothes, which is why it annoyed me more. I've been there pre-gym (shorts, trainers and tee) and bought and tried on clothes with other staff members being helpful, not batting an eyelid.

 

Also, he was in shorts, with patent black leather shoes.

 

I might do a Pretty Woman number.

 

I will have my revenge...in this life or the next.

 

 

I'm a petty, petty man.

 

Which store is this?

 

I think we should all go in, dressed in whatever, and call him out on his lack of knowledge.

post #47285 of 54935
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Originally Posted by nabilmust View Post

Which store is this?

I think we should all go in, dressed in whatever, and call him out on his lack of knowledge.

Australian Members Thread mafia. Alternatively we could just send Garry to sort him out.
post #47286 of 54935
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Originally Posted by Pink Socks View Post

Australian Members Thread mafia. Alternatively we could just send Garry to sort him out.

Garry will show him how to properly get a mirror polish and then blind him with his shiny toe-caps. And then bust some knee-caps.
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So a guy walks into a bar...
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Broke his nose.

Sorry.
post #47288 of 54935
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Originally Posted by nabilmust View Post

Which store is this? I think we should all go in, dressed in whatever, and call him out on his lack of knowledge.
You would need a list of all the stores that sell menswear in Australia.
It might take around 4 years to work through them all*.
You can start your end.

(*them all = the mall)
post #47289 of 54935
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Originally Posted by fxh View Post
You would need a list of all the stores that sell menswear in Australia.
It might take around 4 years to work through them all*.
You can start your end.

(*them all = the mall)

 

We'll start with this punk that luke bumped into.

post #47290 of 54935

FHX - Found a Londgon Fog trench coat in an op shop today.

 

Too large.

 

:(

post #47291 of 54935
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Originally Posted by sliq View Post
 

gentleman, would any of you be as so bold as to share your skin care regime?

 

at the moment i'm using Cetaphil facial wash and moisturiser - but have started to use some Grown Alchemist goods; cleanser, toner, the odd serum and moisturiser. 

 

it made make my skin look and feel as though it glowed (got a positive comment on a date last night).

 

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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Too good, Bateman.
post #47293 of 54935
Sartre walks into a shop and asks for a suit with soft shoulders. The shopkeeper says, "We're out of soft shoulders, how about a suit with no padding?"
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The great philosopher wasn't allowed to lead any funeral processions - nobody wanted to put Descartes before the hearse ...

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Originally Posted by The Ernesto View Post

iSurg and Plestor after a long day making coffee.

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