My problem is being one greedy Scotsman.
I am not part of any no purchase club and so have the following items incoming:
1. 2 x long sleeve supima cotton polo shirts (one in heather grey, one in forest green)
2. 1 x Ray Ban titanium aviators, gold frame, G15 grey/green lenses
3. 1 x Carmina double monks in brown calf on the Inca last
4. 1 x Visa credit card statement
That last item will be too big for you, send it back and ask for a smaller one.