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post #61 of 735
On the contrary, he wears relaxed, distressed jeans. But now that you mention track pants, is there anything more "smackable" in this world than a college girl wearing them? Might just be my morning classes though.
post #62 of 735
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I always think of finance as the ultimate douche profession. But not important corporate finance---paper pushers and number crunchers at the regional BoA building in Des Moines seem more like it.

Why do you think so? Granted, I get the point of those working at BoA who don't know shit but think they do, but those in finance that actually know what they are doing are a benefit to all and should be highly praised...albeit few and far between.
post #63 of 735
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I do know one guy who wears graphic hoodies and drinks Red Bull every morning. The twist? He's married. Still, quite a jolly fellow. Got to know him yesterday. Told him I was in his Consumer Society class since September and he told me to and I quote, "Fuck off".

Hahaha. How did you respond?
post #64 of 735
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I always think of finance as the ultimate douche profession. But not important corporate finance---paper pushers and number crunchers at the regional BoA building in Des Moines seem more like it.

They work in Tech Support.
post #65 of 735
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On the contrary, he wears relaxed, distressed jeans.

But now that you mention track pants, is there anything more "smackable" in this world than a college girl wearing them? Might just be my morning classes though.

Yes. Girls with nice bodies in those little gym shorts. Either the cotton ones they roll up one or two times or the nylon running shorts. If she has the right ass/legs it makes me weak in the knees. Can't help but want to bite it
post #66 of 735
I just kind of blanked out. I mean, I just met the guy. Up until that point, I never met anyone who swore me off 32 seconds after meeting them. After he noticed the awkward silence, he asked me which questions I answered for the paper. Man, I gotta meet me some more of these "douchebags".
post #67 of 735
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Yes. Girls with nice bodies in those little gym shorts. Either the cotton ones they roll up one or two times or the nylon running shorts. If she has the right ass/legs it makes me weak in the knees. Can't help but want to bite it
I love to hate on them, but leggings + nice ass=
post #68 of 735
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I just kind of blanked out. I mean, I just met the guy. Up until that point, I never met anyone who swore me off 32 seconds after meeting them. After he noticed the awkward silence, he asked me which questions I answered for the paper. Man, I gotta meet me some more of these "douchebags".

Was he wearing an Ed Hardy or Aflliction t-shirt because that would explain alot.
post #69 of 735
Sometimes his shirts have tribal designs on them. Representations of dragons and other such fantasy creatures if you will. I like girls in tight pants/jeans/sweats wearing Uggs. I don't care what anyone says. When I take a look at their tush, scenes of Anal-Geddon go through my mind.
post #70 of 735
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Sometimes his shirts have tribal designs on them. Representations of dragons and other such fantasy creatures if you will.

I like girls in tight pants/jeans/sweats wearing Uggs. I don't care what anyone says. When I take a look at their tush, scenes of Anal-Geddon go through my mind.

Close enough on the t shirts with eccentric designs.

I've always loved those tight sweet pants or shorts that accentuate the ass, like the ones with Juicy written across the ass. Gives the mind multiple options.
post #71 of 735
That hockey bears video just blew my mind.
post #72 of 735
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According to some Herd Girls at Panera, everyone is pregnant and/or has an STD. Disclaimer: They were sorority girls, a subset of the Herd that offsets its lack of members with a prevailing influence on future Herd mannerisms.
post #73 of 735
How about the hipster girl herd that is pretty much exactly the same as the normal herd but they're uglier and make up for it by dressing strangely and wearing awkwardly large plastic glasses? They also like to think they're way better than everyone else.
post #74 of 735
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Some of the slang is sickening. A new favorite seems to be "rotting." Typical away message: "Ughh rotting in the lib with my gurls <3"
post #75 of 735
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Some of the slang is sickening. A new favorite seems to be "rotting."

Typical away message: "Ughh rotting in the lib with my gurls <3"

I find this blatantly offensive. I do say you should write a seething letter to these unintelligent members of the female population.
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