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The Herd: What are College Girls Doing Now?

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I feel this thread is necessary. College girls have the most finely tuned herd mentality of any group in American society. I have never encountered sheep like these before! I will regularly chronicle the latest "thing" for college chicks. Some perennial favorites: -Ugg boots -Leggings -Bizarre thigh-length shirts with elastic bottoms that make them look pregnant -Ballet flats -Black/white/electric blue/patent red heels for going out on the weekend, regardless of what else they are wearing The latest trend is Facebook-centric. Every girly is editing her pictures with Picnick, an application that lets you apply sepia, B&W, etc. and text to photos. Some excerpts that popped up within 24 hours on my Facebook feed (yes, I almost killed myself): Note the utter lack of even pseudo-witty phrases, tacky clothing and slowly forming beer guts.
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Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?
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Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?
Be quiet stewardess. I'm in a mood.
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Be quiet stewardess. I'm in a mood.

Can I service you with a hot towel, sir?
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Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?

Seriously, you are missing a key benefit of going to college.
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Seriously, you are missing a key benefit of going to college.
Right, 'cause I've never had sex in college. I am not Jon.
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Can I service you with a hot blowjob, sir?

fixed.
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fixed.
A mouth's a mouth.
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You ought to petition J for a "Pent Up Anger Toward Women" subforum. You, GQGeek and Amerikaninja can take turns moderating.
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Thank you for the information sir. Keep up posted for any new developments.
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Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?
They look unintelligent.
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Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?

Doesn't work, they're all going down on rach right now.
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They look unintelligent.

This is Conne we're talking about.
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One Facebook tramp has her fancy picture album titled, "picnick obviiii <3" I hate humanity.
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