That's one cool pop psychoanalysis. I've got almost 5,000 posts and I'm a cipher Do one for me and you'll get a free tie!
Sorry, I was away. I'll do rnoldh and the other ones will have to wait until another psychiatrist logs in or I look at the forum again.
You're not a cipher; your obsession with Bush and his failures speaks volume about your unresolved Oedipal complex. Instead of doing the right thing and developing an healthy obsession for your mother (in this case Hillary Clinton), you improperly identified her as the possible source of your castration (the "I'd rather cut my penis than vote for her comments). This messed up with the formation of a healthy super-ego, leaving you unable to dominate your primal urges. Hence all those homo adventures in highway pit stop bathrooms. Contemporary politics have made your Id run wild and you can only expect your unchecked Eros to go crazier every minute; masturbating on the bus is but one small misstep away. I have no idea how you dress but I'm sure it ties in somewhere, you fag.