What about the schmatte? I think that may have been late 80's early 90's... As far as mobile gadgets, I tried the Dockers mobile pant, but felt like an idiot zipping and unzipping everywhere and pulling out PDA, keys, pager, phone, etc... I felt like a magic hat gone very, vey wrong... so out those went. I tried getting an all in one phone/pda etc. but they're too bulky and felt that they never got the aesthetics or functionality of either device completely ironed out. So, I've gone with the smallest device I could find in each category and went with the inside chest pocket. I also picked up a Jack Spade back a while back b/c they had side panel zipped pockets for cell, pda, and audio player (which includes a small port for headphones). Easy convenient access to all the toys w/o the extra lump in the jacket or trou.