Uncle Mac is an accountant, that's all we know. He owns an undisclosed pair of Aldens, and he won't tell you exactly how many. He, plus a few other thread heavyweights, decline to state the size of their collection, but I think it's safe to say that the top 5 guys on this thread are all north of 50 pairs each. Hell, I'm a nobody and own 22 pairs myself...
Uncle Mac can get pretty much any shoe he wants.
MTO for Alden these days is a very short and exclusive VIP list, reserved only for their most dedicated customers.
Before you ask, it's invite only.