I actually heard my GF telling her BGF that I was texting "my little friends" on a website devoted to shoes, OMG, and they were talking about a guy who got, wait for it, a scuffed shoe. (Insert maniacal female cackling here). Great job on your shoes sazon! You never know what you might have to do to make money.
"Your little friends." Excellent. I used to know someone who talked that way.
Why do they love infantalizing us? Or, are we, in fact, infantile?