I actually heard my GF telling her BGF that I was texting "my little friends" on a website devoted to shoes, OMG, and they were talking about a guy who got, wait for it, a scuffed shoe. (Insert maniacal female cackling here). Great job on your shoes sazon! You never know what you might have to do to make money.
So it's not just me who has to deal with this on a daily basis
We are apparently "...very cute posting pictures of our shoes for our daily show-and-tell"