I just get the eye roll at this point. It kinda sucks when I get new shoes, and I excitedly try to explain why they are so cool to her...I get the look up from the iPad for about a second, and then she looks back down as soon as I turn my attention to point something out on the shoe. By the time I finish my shpeel, she'd been ignoring me for a good 5 minutes.
That's your problem right there! You gotta keep your gibbering about shoes brief.
Me: "See my new shooz."
Wife gives brief glance, then "Don't you already have a pair of those?"
Me: "No, they're different."
Wife: Shakes head, loses interest and walks away.