Boom! Roasted. Valid point IMO.
Regarding wearing Alden wingtip/captoe boots with suits:
1) How big a deal is "all eyelets" vs. speed hooks? Do hooks really get caught in trousers, or is it just an infrequent thing?
2) Is commando a no-no? (Commando soles that is, not to be confused with going commando...). Does it look strange to have a lug sole w/ a suit? Business casual?