NEWS FLASH--every Banana Republic in the world just burned down and there is nothing left. Manufacturing also burned down. And so did other stuff. Luckily, no one was hurt. All employees will immediately receive 10 weeks of full time pay to compensate for this tragedy. To thwart potential law suits arising from this tragedy, all employees will be treated to a bespoke Kiton suit of their choosing. A jet will soon arrive to take you to an undisclosed location for your first fitting.