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post #16 of 17
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
Um, no, I don't think she likes opera. More of a Tammy Wynette gal, I suppose.

But only through the fact that the furniture is now ensconced in my living room might one assume I "accepted" it; she brought it to my residence unbidden and unannounced, moved it in and, after I again turned down her advances, left.

I really, really really don't think I could do the deed with her; even, as you posit, were her's the last labia on Earth.

it is amazing what a dark room and a fifth of wild turkey can do for you
yes, been there, done that. Weird indian chick (feather not dot, as Jay Z would say) who loved anything purple in color and menudo. real weird, but hey, i needed to nut.
post #17 of 17
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Originally Posted by bluemagic View Post
Is she chubby, d.r.?
She was.
She's lost 100+ pounds in the time I've known her. She has massive jugs, even now as a thin woman. But she's pear-shaped (a definite no-no in Rube's world).

She showed up at my door last Christmas with a tray of cookies and bars and shit that she'd made for me. I know she was there to be banged but I couldn't do it.

I don't know that I could even get it up for her.
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