Styleforum › Forums › Lifestyle › Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel › McDonald's breakfast
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

McDonald's breakfast - Page 5

post #61 of 64
10/22/08 at 3:50pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jodum5 View Post
Disgusting shit. I went there the morning for my LSAT looking for something simple to eat. I got some sausage patty thing between buns. Or at least I thought they were buns. It turns out it was 2 pancakes soaked with syrup with a sausage patty in the middle. I swear the product name didn't imply that. Who the fuck finds that appetizing???
I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously over matched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-they didn't add...yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them...the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.
Reply
Reply
post #62 of 64
10/24/08 at 7:54pm
mcdonalds is devoid of nutrients aside from rancid fats, some protein and highly refined carbs
Reply
Reply
post #63 of 64
10/25/08 at 8:20pm
Okay, so I admit the stuff is pretty good. I love the ham and cheese croissant, it's so good and it's a really nice breakfast with some orange juice ... but then again, Mc Donald's is obviously not the healthiest food in the world and starting your day off that way might not be the best thing to do to your body. But yes, I do indulge from time to time, as well.
Reply
Reply
post #64 of 64
10/27/08 at 2:55pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by suited View Post
I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously over matched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-they didn't add...yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them...the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.

Well said good sir, well said.

Brought a tear to my eye.
Reply
Reply
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
Styleforum › Forums › Lifestyle › Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel › McDonald's breakfast