Originally Posted by arnach
So my gf and I have been going out for five years.
Dude starts sending me messages, "bitch is cheating on you."
She of course, denies.
Then, he sends pictures!.. Wow!
Happened to me once.
Seiko called me once and my mother answered and called for me.
It went like this....
Who was that?
No its your wife
HAHA no really its my mom
Dont lie to me its your WIFE!!!!!!!!
No really why would I marry my mom?
She hangs up on me.
That was almost 6 years ago and parents now live in a different state.
Son who was that this time?
Seiko. She thinks you are my wife.
My mom got a drink to get tipsy and giggle about it.