Just for laughs because he sounds like the type of guy who checks to see if his sink is turned off 20 times before he can leave his place.
There is a young guy in my department who continues to wear his 3 or 4 button suits, striped or pastel shirts with loud ties. My boss picks on him. I am more of the quiet type.
Hmm, smacks of persecution.
This lad may be in need of sartorial succour. Sounds like a job for Dandy Man!