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post #211 of 294
nontheless you could justifiably have thrown him a tap on shoulder and punch on turn, no questions asked. not doing so is kind of you. or humiliated him by the pimp slap or the more refined leather glove slap and be prepared to challenge him to fisticuffs in the stables. (to be used with caution)
post #212 of 294
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Are you serious?

Read the thread and you'll find out that
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yes, I am. This has been discussed thoroughly.

You wanna talk about it now?

K
post #213 of 294
i'd take that as a compliment and possibly go to another bar.
post #214 of 294
I would grabbed his sac and asked him if he liked it...

Then knocked his ass out when he tried to make a move.
post #215 of 294
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Originally Posted by ken1645 View Post
i'd take that as a compliment and possibly go to another bar.

Yup.
post #216 of 294
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Originally Posted by Lucky#7 View Post
I would grabbed his sac and asked him if he liked it...

Then knocked his ass out when he tried to make a move.

So, you would have massaged/felt up his balls and asked him about how it felt? Then, you'd punch him.

There are some bars where people pay lots of money to have that done to them.

Seriously... this thread is weeks old and has LONG outlived its usefulness, if indeed it ever was "useful" as much as "embarrassing."
post #217 of 294
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Originally Posted by distinctive View Post
So my wife and I and several of her friends went out after the Ga/Tn game in Athens Sat. I'm watching the Fl/LSU game in another part of the bar when my wife comes up to me. She can be a drama queen sometimes but she tells me that some guy just grabbed her ass. Now I was ready to blow this off but she tells me it wasn't a tap but an actual grab and squeeze. Not only that, she confronted him and he says "You liked it." That was the final straw.

I'm not normally a confrontational person but things like this really get me going (that and I've had a few beers to boot). I go up to him and he starts playing dumb like what are you talking about...who?...etc. Then I say "her"-referring to my wife behind me and quirks this little smile. That really ticks me off and so I go into angry husband mode and start versing him on how he should learn to respect women. He tries to walk away and I grab his shoulder, he cusses me out and I throw him down in the bar...classy right? So he gets up and starts like shaking his PBR at me like a drunken fool. A few final words and my wife forces me to leave the bar.

I got some points with the wife but I wasn't really proud of my actions.

How would you have handled the situation?

I would have said the same thing... then I would have taken my Heineken bottle and bashed his head in for his arrogance. They would have had to pull me off the guy.
post #218 of 294
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I would have said the same thing... then I would have taken my Heineken bottle and bashed his head in for his arrogance. They would have had to pull me off the guy.

and with that glass bottle you just made it justifiable for the person you are attacking to use deadly force, if he still could.
post #219 of 294
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I would have said the same thing... then I would have taken my Heineken bottle and bashed his head in for his arrogance. They would have had to pull me off the guy.

Oh good here we go again. I would have beheaded him.
post #220 of 294
I would have slapped him with my glove then run him through with my dagger.



K
post #221 of 294
I would have my underlings arrest and waterboard him until he apologized.
post #222 of 294
I would have made love to him. Anytime a man touches my wife it makes me extremely HOT!
post #223 of 294
Should I start up the "Some Ass Grabbed My Dude's Wife" thread?
post #224 of 294
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Should I start up the "Some Ass Grabbed My Dude's Wife" thread?

Please do. Or any of the other 5 variations it spawned... "Some Wife Grabbed My Dude's Ass," "Some Grabbed Dudes Ass My!" and so on. None was as good as that second one, though.
post #225 of 294
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I would have slapped him with my glove then run him through with my dagger.

+1

fucking knave
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