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post #166 of 294
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Originally Posted by j View Post
...testosterone-soaked video...
Watch out! I think I got a virus from that thing.
post #167 of 294
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Originally Posted by Étienne View Post
...OP that escalated a "verbal agression" situation into a physical assault and that is never justified....
I am not 100% sure about that. What is essential is that you get away with it...
post #168 of 294
one time this guy grabbed my girls but, im like dawg thatll cost you 5 bux. hes like 2.50, i was like deal.
post #169 of 294
LOL.
post #170 of 294
Wow, this one's still going. I say the OP should just pay it forward. Grab some other guy's wife's ass and see what he does to you. Actually, grab an assortment of wife asses. Take note of what each guy does to you and make generalizations from there. That way you'll know if you handled it correctly.
post #171 of 294
i'll glad your avatar's ass....both of them actually.
post #172 of 294
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Originally Posted by SkinnyGoomba View Post
i'll glad your avatar's ass....both of them actually.
I'm glad too. Nice ass. Though I prefer the one on the right.
post #173 of 294
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Originally Posted by SkinnyGoomba View Post
i'll glad your avatar's ass....both of them actually.

i think you went retarded for a second because you missed some words there.
post #174 of 294
Yeah, well when looking at an ass like that, we all go a little retarded.
post #175 of 294
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Originally Posted by playdohh22 View Post
that sounded like something coming straight out of a movie.

the only thing missing was the one-liner after the bouncer fell... something like, "don't think about bouncing on up again"
post #176 of 294
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Originally Posted by lance konami View Post
Good to know that a strange man groping and grabbing your wife isn't a physical threat to her.
No, it isn't. If you really believe it is, I am just glad you live thousands of miles from me because I am more comfortable in a neighbourhood where violent people are a minority.

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I find it amusing, yet unsurprising, that you would have to ask your wife's permission before defending her.
I know, how strange is that? She even sometimes states her opinion before I even asked! The nerve.
post #177 of 294
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Originally Posted by Brian278 View Post
Most men are bigger and stronger than most women
So? We're talking about a guy grabbing the woman's ass here, not about a thief or anything. Is my gf were to receive that kind of unwanted attention (unless it is normal in the setting) she would probably first ask him to apologize and if he did not, slap him. You don't need to be strong for that.

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Originally Posted by lance konami View Post
Aside from the fact that protecting women and children has always been one of man's evolutionary roles, there's another component to this that I haven't mentioned yet. Women are irrational.
Okay, I think I won't even bother.
post #178 of 294
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Originally Posted by lance konami View Post
Yes, I've heard it enough from feminists that women can protect themselves, that they don't need men for anything at all, that they can do everything men can do, that they can do everything men do better than men, and that men who try to protect women are just trying to assert their dominance over women and display their masculinity because of their deep rooted insecurity. I've heard it all.

Aside from the fact that protecting women and children has always been one of man's evolutionary roles, there's another component to this that I haven't mentioned yet. Women are irrational. If you're ever in a situation where she feels threatened by someone, and you do not step in to defend her, at least verbally just to say "Step back. Leave her alone," even if you can see the situation clearly and know that by doing so you would be taking a substantial risk, she will resent you on some level. She will loose that sense of security she had with you. She will act like you "did the right thing," but deep down, she will resent your failure to act in a crucial moment. Protection in times of threats is a very primal thing. If you don't provide that for her, in some form, she will question you. She won't see the situation logically. She'll see it emotionally.

I don't know if my wife's an exception (well, she is an exceptional lady!), but if someone grabbed her bottom she wouldn't come running to me to complain.
Instead, she'd either laugh in the guy's face or she'd call him a jerk, boor, moron, fool or some other decidedly uncomplimentary term, and then she'd walk away.
After that, she'd probably come and tell me that she wanted to go somewhere else, but she wouldn't whinge to me and then expect me to open a can of whoop-ass on the fool.
post #179 of 294
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Originally Posted by Mauby View Post
I say the OP should just pay it forward. Grab some other guy's wife's ass and see what he does to you. Actually, grab an assortment of wife asses. Take note of what each guy does to you and make generalizations from there. That way you'll know if you handled it correctly.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Action Research."
post #180 of 294
have to say that this is an extremly mature way of looking at it. good for you.
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Originally Posted by rach2jlc View Post
I've not said anything about this yet, but it's really quite amazing how much volition and will we're taking away from our "women" on this thread. I'm glad those delicate little flowers you guys date need you to protect them so much, because obviously they are incapable of doing it themselves. Oh, my, the weak and tender sex might get "the vapors" if you weren't there to keep them from getting hysteric. How do your women survive on a daily basis without you?

Obviously I don't have a wife/girlfriend, but I can tell you that what my sister would do to the man who, uninvited, gropes her ass and tells her "you liked it" is FAR worse than anything she'd need to ask ME to do to him. Further, if I ran in and told her, "Hold on there, allow me to defend you, sweet maiden" she'd then probably follow up kicking HIS ass by kicking mine for good measure.



Here's how I would have handled it. I'm comfortable with myself, with my masculinity, and I trust my partner completely... so I really can't see under any circumstances the need to have physically confronted the guy.

1) My partner comes up to me and says, "OMG! Some guy just grabbed my ass." I would say, "Well, it's because you have a nice ass. Let's have another drink." We laugh, have another drink, go home and have a big time. Don't even think about the douche who did the grabbing.

2) If I'm feeling especially frisky, I might even send the guy who grabbed my partner's ass a drink. I might do that and, in taking him the drink, look at him and say, pointing to my partner, "And THAT'S the ass that I'm taking home tonight. Enjoy your drink and your lonely car ride home." And then give him both a thumbs up and a big ol' shit-eating grin.

You both laugh; the guy feels like a douche or realizes that YOU are the lucky one, and you don't stand any chance of going to jail.
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