Originally Posted by distinctive
Perhaps I should have challenged him to a duel.
How would you feel, morally, if someone grabbed your wife's (or boyfriend's) ass?
I had a similar instance with a girlfriend once being grabbed (by the bouncer, no less).
I casually ordered a double watermelon (tho' any red drink would have done), walked in front of the guy, "accidentally" stumbled & pitched the drink on him, drenching his white outfit. (perhaps a less than subtle invite to a "duel")
He asked me what the deal was, and I told him that I must have been flustered thinking about the little twit who had grabbed my gal's arse. He insisted we go outside to settle the matter and tried to push me from behind as we walked out.
As a former boxing champ and a gentleman always interested in a fisticuff adventure (when challenged), I complied and kept my composure. As he got in my face, I asked him a question:
"What is 19 inches and bangs pussies?"
He drew in closer as I took the index finger on my right hand, traced a circle around the circumference of my left (19-inch) bicep and then, upon finishing the tracing, transformed the move into a sharp, short punch to the nose, whereupon (while his nose detonated in blood) I exclaimed, "Bang!"
He got the message. I left satisfied.